R: Let's withdraw to the drawing room and pull some crackers (68k)

 

R: Oh God my eyes, I really must stop masterbating (22k)

 

R: Blowses off birds, it's the hammersmith hardmen! (28k)

 

E: Oh sod off you stupid fat git! (18k)

 

R: Are you calling me a liar? Barman: No, I'm calling you a tosser (61k)

 

Spudgun: Eddy, Eddy, he's talking at us again! (15k)

 

E: This is an original Vandeheusen! (60k)

R: Hello bigtits! looking for some action? (11k)

 

R: What a great time we're having! (44k)

Kid to Eddy: Trick or treat you bald headed bastard! (13k)

 

Rottweiler: If I see either of you again tonight, I'll kill yer! (25k)

 

R: My wife doesn't speak French, but Je do! (88k)

 

R: How am I looking Eddy? (58k)

 

R: the risk of you seeing my nipples! (92k)