| R: Let's withdraw to the drawing room and pull some crackers (68k) | R: Oh God my eyes, I really must stop masterbating (22k) | ||
| R: Blowses off birds, it's the hammersmith hardmen! (28k) | E: Oh sod off you stupid fat git! (18k) | ||
| R: Are you calling me a liar? Barman: No, I'm calling you a tosser (61k) | Spudgun: Eddy, Eddy, he's talking at us again! (15k) | ||
| E: This is an original Vandeheusen! (60k) | R: Hello bigtits! looking for some action? (11k) | ||
| R: What a great time we're having! (44k) | Kid to Eddy: Trick or treat you bald headed bastard! (13k) | ||
| Rottweiler: If I see either of you again tonight, I'll kill yer! (25k) | R: My wife doesn't speak French, but Je do! (88k) | ||
| R: How am I looking Eddy? (58k) | R: the risk of you seeing my nipples! (92k) |