| Smails being obnoxious (113k) | Smails: "Next time be more careful" (12k) | ||
| Spauldy: "Double turds!" (20k) | Smails about to launch his schooner (230k) | ||
| Spauldy: "Are you going to eat your fat?" (28k) | Spauldy complaining about his asthma (79k) | ||
| Smails: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir ..." (101k) | Ty drives onto the golf course... (164k) | ||
| Spauldy and Smails: "You'll get nothing and like it!" (75k) | Smails being especially stuffy (260k) | ||
| Smails: "Do you know what I just saw?" (115k) | Spauldy: "Turds!" (50k) | ||